(=^._.^=)

out in the way

2011-04-14T22:48:00.000-04:00

I hear he wears jeans under the desk and has a rat tail...

(Max Keeping is my favourite news anchor ever)

joel goodson

2011-04-12T00:03:00.001-04:00

Please Join Us!

poppy edwina

2011-03-16T02:26:00.000-04:00

Allison gave me an old photo album she picked up. It had about twenty or so photos scattered through it, half of which being photos of cats. The last two photos read (in beautiful handwriting):

"Poppy Edwina" 4 Months November 14th 1976

... I'm pretty sure I will be naming my first born this.

can i graduate

2011-03-05T18:30:00.002-05:00

OSEB Graduation Festivities

those girls created themselves

2011-03-01T02:52:00.003-05:00

...we don't put out.

ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains (1982)

virginia stuart cunningham

2011-02-23T12:10:00.001-05:00

The Snake Pit (1948)

bed mission

2011-01-18T18:46:00.001-05:00

monster mash

2011-01-18T01:52:00.002-05:00

halloween 2010

ho ho banana peel

2011-01-18T00:26:00.002-05:00

an ode

2011-01-10T12:44:00.000-05:00

This seems to a weird sign seeing as I had to say goodbye again yesterday.

Oprah Love.

herding cats

2011-01-04T21:28:00.003-05:00

thank-you adrienne <3

always crush me

2011-01-03T23:07:00.000-05:00

(sandy kim/marijuanamerica)

$5 bottle of wine

2010-12-17T22:55:00.000-05:00

dear prudence,

2010-12-15T00:10:00.003-05:00

bonnie & clyde/brigitte bardot & serge gainsbourg

the hottest state

2010-12-05T20:25:00.001-05:00

immaculate protection

2010-11-28T00:20:00.001-05:00

Clinton finally has his big break.

how do you feel mary?

2010-11-28T00:19:00.000-05:00

Bridgey's first tattoo.

reefer madness

2010-11-28T00:05:00.000-05:00

vs.

it'll take you to the darkest part of the weather

2010-11-16T09:30:00.000-05:00

beautiful.

(t by alexander wang
spring 2011)

"preserving the criminal code"

2010-11-15T01:29:00.001-05:00

Written by Katarzyna Mirczak 01 Jul 2010

roller coaster

2010-11-14T01:02:00.005-05:00

somebody to love

2010-10-31T00:58:00.004-04:00

jesse vs. messe

settling with my boring ass

2010-10-25T01:29:00.000-04:00

pretty good.

(neon tambourine)

this tube of wonderful

2010-10-25T01:03:00.002-04:00

excellent.

it's cool you're there

2010-10-16T01:26:00.007-04:00

America's Next Top Model is about halfway through the season and I've barely been disappointed with the cuts. I really didn't get some of the girls that were chosen at all though. Liz is gross and they don't even talk about the point that she has an eyebrow ring, Lexie had a horse face, and Kasey looked like she was 40 with those bags under her eyes. There are some awesome babes this season though and with the stakes being higher (thank god the prize isn't being in Seventeen magazine anymore and they have moved on to Vogue. I don't know why it's Italian Vogue because Italy has their own Next Top Model, but whatever, it's Vogue Italy, I'm not complaining). These are my top girls for Cycle 15.

Kayla is my fourth place choice. Her makeover killed it and the only reason she's not higher up in my ratings is because she looks best with bangs, which means to look her best she has to cover some of her face up. Whatever. Total babe, good personality.

Esther has giant boobs and is still in the running. She's a double G or something when most model's are A. She also has my favourite colouring of the girls and is Jewish. I love Jewish girls.

Kendal looks like an international model. She's is tall and stunning and has great hair. She seems a bit immature, but is actually able to dress herself for panel which a lot of girls seem to have a lot of problems with.

I never usually pick the girl that is doing the best and usually go for the underdog when it comes to ANTM, but Ann is as awkward as they come and you can just tell she isn't faking it. She is a tall ass girl and knows how to control all 6"2 of herself. I really hope her super shy personality doesn't fuck her over or I'll be bummed. GO ANN!!!!!

hot nosh

2010-10-15T22:50:00.000-04:00

sister wives

2010-10-15T22:38:00.002-04:00

jc

2010-09-23T23:02:00.004-04:00

alLison's starting to happen

2010-09-15T15:06:00.000-04:00

no fear

2010-09-15T14:52:00.004-04:00

Jesse can't come to this, so come and be my date!
(there will also be work from my dear friend Sara Cwynar in collaboration with Tibi).

don't be denied

2010-09-14T15:15:00.003-04:00

this kitchy pillow really sums up my life right now....

(dan golden)

fair friend

2010-09-14T00:13:00.002-04:00

new york fall

2010-09-13T19:37:00.004-04:00

blubber

2010-09-12T23:26:00.006-04:00

the ending is always the same

2010-09-05T12:19:00.000-04:00

my sharona

2010-08-30T01:18:00.001-04:00

she don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone

2010-08-28T01:09:00.006-04:00

I really dig these looks.

c/o style sightings

shakespeare's sister

2010-08-22T00:43:00.001-04:00

alexander wang

showers & showers

2010-08-17T01:03:00.004-04:00

grey cell green

2010-08-16T00:05:00.008-04:00

TABLE OF CONTENTS
5 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT

9 FEEDBACK

13 SEX NEWS BITS

25 X-RATED REVIEWS

31 SEX PLAY

34 BASEBALL'S BILLY MARTIN

41 MICHELLE: EROTIC DAYDREAMER

49 MEIN SCRAPBOOK

54 COURTROOM HORRORS

62 MADILYN: FIRESIDE FANTASY

72 HUSTLER HUMOR

74 TALK TO A LIVE NUDE GIRL!

78 LOIS: BURIED TREASURE

88 TROPICAL HEAT

99 BEAVER HUNT

105 KINKY KORNER

109 HONEY

113 MAIL-ORDER FEEDBACK

pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain

2010-08-10T16:01:00.000-04:00

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

start from zero, got nothing to lose

2010-07-20T19:57:00.003-04:00

I will marry you if you ask with this:

(dree hemingway/chopard ring)

never met a girl like you before

2010-07-20T18:43:00.005-04:00

Eohippus (the Dawn Horse, Hyracotherium): tiny extinct horses that lived in herds on grasslands.

they say you're leaving nehalem

2010-07-19T19:13:00.001-04:00

you sit on your ass trying to figure it all out

2010-07-01T18:26:00.001-04:00

come inside my jungle book

2010-06-29T16:47:00.002-04:00

There is a Pantone inspired hotel now in Brussels. I don't know if going back to Brussels would be my top travel choice, but if I was ballin' and had to spend a couple nights on a stop over, I'll be staying in 137 c.

the cat from outer space

2010-06-04T00:37:00.011-04:00

I met this really, super, nice guy named Pete once. He lived in a big house with a bunch of friends in Vancouver because they made this really good movie and it won an award. Pete brought a copy of it for Sarah and I and we watched it many times because it was so good:

Now Pete is involved in making this puppy. I can't wait to go see it when it plays at the Royal. If anyone wants to go, let me know!

as I plead

2010-05-26T01:32:00.003-04:00

michelle songs:

elton john - michelle's song

cody chestnutt - michelle

the beatles - michelle

guns'n'roses - my michelle

AFI - my michelle (guns'n'roses cover)

get up kids - michelle with one l

OMG michelle and kingdom - bitch, you don't know michelle

....and please <3

to a loving healthy home only

2010-05-25T23:20:00.002-04:00

best cooler ever. best victoria day!

(photo by new pal Ivy Lovell)

i'm taking the only thing thats mine

2010-05-24T00:09:00.001-04:00

Forest Fire was my favourite find of 2009 and this track is my favourite of, so far, of 2010.

king of wishful thinking

2010-05-20T17:29:00.000-04:00

my loves/wants

i'm not your money, man

2010-05-14T01:04:00.000-04:00

I'm not in love with the video, but this sorta-supergroup including Justin Vernon (aka Bon Iver), Gayngs, has a really nice sound.

he got a girl back home, name of dixie dawn

2010-05-09T17:18:00.006-04:00

My dad, Ed, is obsessed with Jim Croce (1943-1973) and since you usually like what your parents listened to when you were little, I am as well. Croce's greatest hits has been the only cd in my dads car since cd players came with cars, and my nephew relates his car with Jim Croce, saying "Papa, put on the loonie song" (we have no clue why he calls it the loonie song, but this means any Croce song) and they seat dance and listen to it the duration of the ride.

Jim Croce was a great musician, with better lyrics then any other musician whose lyrics I've paid attention to. His biggest hits were Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, Operator and Time In A Bottle.

Jims life was cut short, dying at the age of 30 in a plane accident along side his bestfriend, and fellow musician (they played backing guitar for one another) Maury Muehleise (shown above with Croce, he was only 24), his booking agent, a comic by the name of George Stevens who was the current warm up act for the two, the pilot and another passenger Dennis. Jim left behind his wife Ingrid (nie. Jacobson, Croce converted to Judaism for Ingrid, SO romantic) and their son A.J. (half blinded due to a brain tumor musician and doppelganger of Jim). Ingrid now owns a restaurant and jazz bar Croce's, a dream of the couples, in San Diego.

Suggested Listening:
Don't Mess Around With Jim
I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song
Rapid Roy (The Stock Car Boy)
I Got A Name
One Less Set of Footsteps

teaching children to read

2010-05-05T16:56:00.017-04:00

New favourite photographer, Viviane Sassen. Beautiful.

you can make me feel bad

2010-05-04T00:13:00.000-04:00

nicole 4 eva

2010-04-21T00:27:00.008-04:00

i wanna believe you

2010-04-18T17:31:00.001-04:00

I heard today that the drummer of You Say Party, We Say Die, Devon Clifford, passed away early this morning at the age of 31. I feel terrible for his band, his friends, and family. I feel really badly because about a month ago I twittered something along the lines of not getting why people liked YSPWSD cause I thought they were awful. In turn they found this post and replied to me "we keep asking ourselves that same question....HAHAHA". In actuality I never even really listened to them, passed their stage when they were playing at Osheaga, and really just never gave them a chance, disliking them for no reason. Today I spend some time listening to their album, and they're really not that bad. So I apologize for my unwarranted tweet Devon and YSPWSD, and send nothing but the most positive thoughts.

the prettiest of fools

2010-04-17T00:03:00.002-04:00

My pal Sara Cwynar is a pretty amazing artist and girl. She has her grad show this Sunday, April 18th.

keep your hands off of my baby

2010-04-16T18:55:00.004-04:00

I used to be obsessed with romance and love, and now that
I am in love I stopped because I felt I couldn't be both partaking
and gawking. I am still in love but I think I have to, need to,
fall back in love with love, you know?

"they are fucking dolls"

2010-04-13T01:16:00.014-04:00

tonight I watched DOLLS (1987) and it is intense and terrifying. the music makes it very Are You Afraid of the Dark but the "little people" make it next level scary. this really scary couple that have an inn and turn the guests into dolls. the little girl Judy in it isn't the cutest child of life, so you don't really feel terrible for her (the cheesy punk rock girls are pretty great though), but her parents are so mean to her that she starts to wear you down. every doll is pretty great and i would love any of them except for the punch doll, the mean dad doll and all the clowns.

5 steps to ensuring success

2010-04-08T10:34:00.014-04:00

chacha made an art show. it is tonight. i am going to wear heels.

stunt butt

2010-03-31T23:21:00.003-04:00

I know these are, like, 2 VICES ago, but shit I love these Richard Kern shots.

the love between

2010-03-31T00:58:00.001-04:00

defending my life

2010-03-31T00:47:00.002-04:00

$450.00 (ebay)

$199.00 (ebay)

young & tragic

2010-03-22T11:16:00.001-04:00

i let him get to me

2010-03-21T16:43:00.007-04:00

I'm not big on celebrity "gossip", I obviously fall victim
like anyone from time to time, but overall I couldn't really
give a shit. Until now. Somehow the infidelity of Jesse
James to Sandra Bullock put me over the edge last night.
I have spent over an hour of my life googling this slut he
jeeped with and reading and watching interviews Sandra
Bullock has done talking about the love of her life. If he
was standing in front of me right now I would beat that
mother fucker down with a crowbar. No, I obviously
don't know Sandra, I don't even really care for acting, but
I feel so terrible for her. I am also aware that Sandra is a
bajillionaire and has an Oscar to keep her company but
I think over I feel like he BETRAYED ME!!!
THESE TEARS WERE LIES:

I watched the pre-Oscar show with Barbara Walters where
Sandra very, very, truly went on about the love of her life.
I watched her Oscar speech where he cried his little lie
tears, while his 10/10 wife one an OSCAR. I also watched
her talk to Oprah the next day in the Kodak theatre, where
Sandra again went on about the amazing life she had with
her soul mate. I just think this story epitomizes what I hate
most about cheating - someone is made to feel like the idiot.
Obviously my heart goes out stronger when this kind of
thing happens to my pals, guys or girls and I myself have
cried tears over such situation, but for SOME reason this
story took all the anger from all the times I've heard of
infidelity and rolled it in to one big rage ball that I hope will
run over and squish Jesse James. Also, every girl, even if
they don't say it out loud wants to at least think the other
woman is cool or beautiful, but imagine if the THIS CREATURE
(negligent mother, forehead tattooed, white supremacist)
was the cheatee? EWWW!

(p.s. JJ and the hoe MET ON MYSPACE, OBVI!)

this place smells like spit

2010-03-19T00:21:00.003-04:00

I am uncharacteristically obsessed with America's Next Top Model.
I have watched all Canadian and American episodes and feel
great disappointment every time one ends. Cycle 14 is now
airing on Wednesdays.
These are my picks:

Tied for third place, Jessica the 18 year old wife and mamma -

Tatianna, tomboy mortician -

Second place, Ren a hipster with tattoos -

Top choice, Raina super babe of life -

hobbit hole

2010-03-16T21:00:00.001-04:00

THESE ARE MY TEAMS, GO TEAMS!
Midwest - (5) Michigan St., (3) Georgetown
West - (15) North Texas, (6) Xavier
South - (3) Baylor, (6) Notre Dame
East - (7) Clemson, (16) East Tenn. St.

all the times I try not to cry

2010-03-16T20:59:00.002-04:00

scott campbell

i'll scream it till there's nothing left

2010-03-14T19:30:00.002-04:00

current loves:

(1.coat, 2.jesse)

i'll wait for you 'till its my turn

2010-03-10T23:49:00.002-05:00

KIEL MEAD
ROSENMUNNS

don't tell me where you been

2010-03-10T23:45:00.003-05:00

BABY DINOSAUR EYES

in terms of two

2010-03-06T18:28:00.009-05:00

CHICAGO JANUARY 2010

woe is you and me

2010-02-21T00:32:00.005-05:00

Super beautiful book - David Hamiltons' Dreams of a Young Girl.

fallin' into something different

2010-02-16T15:04:00.000-05:00

tell the world

2010-02-12T15:40:00.003-05:00

I love, love, love the Kimberly Ovitz 2010 Fall collection. Damn!

best I ever had

2010-02-10T22:39:00.004-05:00

remember when I used to date Aubrey DRAKE Graham?

(jokes lolz)

lucky lotto home

2010-02-08T21:18:00.001-05:00

common thief

2010-02-08T19:42:00.009-05:00

this makes me wanna be cooler and wear beautiful flowing white clothes, and maybe run in the forest naked.
this babe used to be in the band until she went nuts and had some kid she named audio science:

(thx beck, via longer)

on the couch

2010-02-02T01:59:00.003-05:00

harry

2010-01-31T00:04:00.001-05:00

i am still living with your ghost

2010-01-30T13:33:00.001-05:00

a.) slanket
b.) snuggie
c.) cuddley
d.) toastie wrap
e.) snuggler

if you like the sweat of ice

2010-01-29T21:32:00.005-05:00

Holy smokes, the site, SELLECK WATERFALL SANDWICH is amazing.

Also, my pal Dan at Said the Gramophone posted another amazing Gigi song featuring Owen Pallett, his write up is pretty wonderful as well. Listen & read.

will you still love me?

2010-01-23T00:25:00.000-05:00

all the days I lost track

2010-01-22T21:43:00.004-05:00

these blogs are great. so great. they are ran by the same man, who is very good at picking stuff. so these are as seen on, as seen on...

these photos are from blog 1, REFERENCE LIBRARY

these ones are from blog 2, STORK BITES MAN

back to me

2010-01-20T15:48:00.007-05:00

(photos from spring/summer 2009)

i have a digimon collection, world famous

2010-01-19T11:47:00.000-05:00

(photo from my parents were awesome, thanks bridge)

Nicholes 23rd Birthday Mix Tape
1. Yeasayer - Ambling Amp
2. Caves - Points of Light
3. Golden Ages - The Knife House
4. Micachu & The Shapes - Golden Phone
5. Toro Y Moi - Blessa
6. The Generationals - When They Fight, They Fight
7. The Wooden Sky - Something Hiding For Us In the Night
8. Everclear - Santa Monica
9. Forest Fire - I Make Windows
10. The Fresh & Onlys - Fog Machine
11. The Bitters - WARRIOR
12. The Strange Boys - Baby Please Don't Go
13. Those Darlins - DUI or Die
14. Thee Vicars - Feel So Good
15. Dum Dum Girls - Jail La La
16. Sports - Out of Bounds
17. The Dutchess and the Duke - Mary
18. Vic Chesnutt - Glossalalia
19. Pavement - Teenage Piss Party
20. Rattail - Stars
21. Sharon Van Etten - Have You Seen

i need to leave you behind.

2010-01-18T23:43:00.001-05:00

Lately Eric Stoltz is in EVERY SINGLE movie I watch. I buy a lot of $1 VHS's from different spots around town and when I come home with more then three, I am guaranteed that at least 1 will have Stoltzy in it, even if it is a minor roll. According to imdb.com he has been in 109 films, so this may be why. I am currently in the middle of watching Bodies, Rest and Motion (which isn't very good, hence why I am able to blog at the same time). In this movie Stoltz plays what I would think is his real life self. He is spacey, a mushball, and sweet, but creepy. Eric gets a sex scene in this movie with Jodie Foster, who is also a little bit creepy herself (in every film. She has that je-ne-sais-quoi of heebie jeebies that Nicole Kidman also has).

The first movie I ever remember seeing Eric in is Little Woman (1994) which I re-watch ever Christmas. Eric plays John Brooke. I have seen this movie about 100 times because my sister insisted on watching it every single night while she fell asleep for about 5 years. Again in Little Woman he is typecast, playing the mushy, sweet, creep (remember when he steals Meg's glove? They were so poor and he was so rich. What a creep).

Another movie I watched recently was a medium movie John Hughes wrote called Some Kind of Wonderful. Again Stoltz is a creep. His voice is very I need a shower now in this movie. His character Keith spends his entire university fund on earrings for a bitchy girl, Amanda, when he is obviously in love with his (probably actually playing for the other team) best friend, Watts, who he ends up giving the stupid earrings too. At one point in the movie he "practices" making out with Watts even though he can definitely tell that she loves him. What a creep move.

Eric Stoltz also guest stars for a few episodes of Grey's Anatomy. Where (SHOCKING) he plays

a serial killer. Meredith Grey takes a liking to him shows him empathy, but of course she would, she is a tool.

Other movies that Eric Stoltz plays himself in that I have seen in the last 6 months:
Say Anything (mushy creep)
Pulp Fiction (bad guy)
Singles (horrible movie, same creep)
Fast Times At Ridgemount High (creep in training)
Rules of Attractions (he gets a beej from a student)

blessed.

2010-01-17T00:38:00.002-05:00

keep my skillet good and greasy

2010-01-16T00:49:00.000-05:00

This place is called the Bluegrass Underground.

It is in a cave in between Knoxville and Nashville, Tennessee. It takes 15 minutes to walk down to see a show and they only have bluegrass bands. I want to go so much! I read about it while lurking this band called Those Darlin s', they play their quite regularly. I think I can safely say they are what I wanted the Vivian Girls to be when I heard them the first time (I don't dislike the V-girls at all, but you know what I'm sayin'). There seems to be a quite a bit of gross counterparts to there band and image, but overall the tunes are pretty good.

the streets are full of regret

2010-01-15T17:58:00.000-05:00

I was googling cats today (this happens almost daily) and I came across this amazing colourful drawing of one:

After trying to make out his name for a while I found out Louis Wain was a man who only drew lots and lots of cats. This cat was drawn later in his life, because after developing schizophrenia, he drew his cats with more colour, and cartoon like, with big eyes. His early cats were done with a lot of human attributes, but were more realistic. He illustrated numerous children's books.
I am completely in love.

because I was in love

2010-01-14T00:35:00.000-05:00

I need me some pre-patched knee jeans:

dear goofy guppy,

2010-01-12T00:20:00.006-05:00

new granada town meeting

2010-01-09T00:04:00.000-05:00

kate macdowell

all the trimmings, extra sinning, total fitness

2010-01-05T13:37:00.005-05:00

I realize I'm about 4 months late on this shit, but damn, Bored to Death is amazing.

drink me

2010-01-02T00:01:00.001-05:00

good ol'fashion nightmare

2009-12-09T21:43:00.004-05:00

chris pesto is funny and gay!

chelsea handler is not funny and straight!

it's ok.

2009-12-03T16:21:00.003-05:00

i have a new blog. it's called cats i see.

lies in your eyes

2009-12-03T16:18:00.000-05:00

Yeasayer - Ambling Alp from Spy Films on Vimeo.

push it to the limit

2009-11-30T17:53:00.002-05:00

i am reading an "adult" novel...